I’ve started a new routine recently, where I get Ross and TK out of bed earlier than they’d normally get up so we can eat breakfast as a family. Ross, in particular, isn’t fond of mornings.

Yesterday morning he had his eyes closed as he took a mouthful of cereal, chewing slowly.

Hey! No eating while you’re asleep! It’s not good for your digestion!

Opening his eyes and looking at me, confused.

What?