TK and I planted some tulip bulbs this morning, so now he keeps peering into the container to check to see if they’ve grown yet.

His grandparents were arguing, and he rushed in and said “Stop fighting you two!”

When he was asked why he responded with “because the only thing worse than a grumpy granddad is a grumpy grandma!”.

“shhhhh Mumma you can’t wake my babies!”

“what babies?”

“my new babies, Charlie and Tim.”

“where did you get Charlie and Tim from?”

“the big baby shop. But you can’t see them now they are sleeping in their cot.”